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Old 06-11-2005, 10:17 PM  
GatorB
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Originally Posted by BT
I listened to it at work and bought a house one month later.

With no money down?

These guys get me.

"Broke? Bad credit? Haven't had a job in over a year? Well don't worry YOU can buy real estate with ZERO money down."

Funny how people with a down payment, GOOD credit and a good job get turned down for real estate loans all the time, but somehow these guys can teach hobos how to walk into a bank and get the bank to give them enough money to buy a house PLUS an extra $10K-$20K to stash in their pocket.

I challenge ANYONE to help me get a decent house with ZERO money down. If they can I will personally suck their cock in font of cameras for the whole world to see while wearing a dress and a sign that says "I'm your bitch!".
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