I was just getting ready to head over to Cali for the show in a few hours and had to buzz down my body hair ... (no that's not gay) ... so I'm in my bathroom with my leg up on the tub shaving my ass .... i finish and realize that my beard needs a trim ... that's right ..my first ATM ... i was completely done shaving my beard before i realized the buzzer was just on my ass .....
For all the ladies I'm available for kisses ...
OK ... I'm off to bed i have to get up for the plane in 5 hours ....
