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Chopping off my dick and selling it to highest bid
In light of 2257 I've decide to make one last roll of cash and get out of the biz.
I have chopped off(using a razor blade ) a potion of the head of my dick.
I will sell it to the highest bidder.
Why buy?
-Think of the money you can win in a law suit when you claim you found black dick in your Wendy's chilli.
-Wendy's will profit big times as horny bitches flock to buy chilli hoping they can get a taste of black dick.
So please place your bids below as I will not post on ebay.
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