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Old 06-09-2005, 10:29 PM  
Mako
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If I owned an airplane, It would be a flying Playboy Mansion. I'd have sky bunny outfits on all female personel.

When Cruise wanted to seal the deal with that Katie Holmes chick at the very beginning, their first real date, what move did he make out of all the hundreds of moves he could have with his access/money?

Answer: He put that ass on his Gulfstream, had his chef cook them a five-star dinner while in flight, then nighty nighty in the private bedroom near the aft of the plane. Next morning they woke up in Italy. A straight man would turn GAY for shit like that, let alone some 26-year old actress lol.

No wonder that chick AND her parents are now saying "hey...this Scientology stuff isn't so bad once you get past the alien invasion shit!"
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