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Old 06-09-2005, 10:10 PM  
nofx
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if I owned an airplane

I would fly over cities and drop things out of it (ie. bowling balls, axes, chainsaws, etc.) and try to hit people or vehicles with them.

i'm sure that a even a 30 lb. bowling ball can do some significant damage from 2,000 ft.

I dont think anyone has done that yet? I dont recall ever reading about anyone doing something like this...you would make the news instantly and go down in history. Take a few dozen bowling balls, 50 axes purchased from Home Depot and a few rusted chain saws and you'd be set to go for at least an hour or two.

and fuck going to jail, I would just crash my plane into a elementary school or some random building(gas station perhaps?) and kill myself while taking out a bunch of other people.
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