The Top 10 Mary Carey Slogans
10. For Once, Let the People Screw the Governor
9. Well-Prepared to Handle Those Pricks in the State Senate
8. I Challenge 100-Year-Old Candidate Mathilda Spak to a Topless Debate -- Any Time, Anywhere!
7. Now You Can Chuckle Knowingly When Someone Says the Governor Sucks
6. Dying to Get in Bed With Special Interest Groups... and Film It!
5. I'll Provide 'Jobs for the Entire State
4. Free Trial Campaign Speeches -- No Credit Card Needed!
3. I'm NOTHING Like That Publicity-Whore, Angelyne
2. Ohmygod, Your Ballot Is So Big! I Couldn't Possibly... Oh... Oh! My! God! Yes! Vote Me, Baby! Vote Me Hard!
and the Number 1 Mary Carey Campaign Slogan...
1. A Lickin' in Every Spot
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