<?
   $quoteFile = "quotes.txt";  //File holding qoutes

   $fp = fopen($quoteFile, "r");   //Opens file for read
   $content = fread($fp, filesize($quoteFile));
   $quotes = explode("\n",$content);   //Put quotes into array
   fclose($fp);   //Close the file

   srand((double)microtime()*1000000);  // randomize
   $index = (rand(1, sizeof($quotes)) - 1); //Pick random qoute

   echo $quotes[$index]; //Print quote to screen

?>