Originally Posted by iceicebaby

The first rule of ding dong is - you do not talk about ding dong. The second rule of ding dong is - you DO NOT talk about ding dong. Third rule of ding dong, someone yells Stop!, goes limp, taps out, the fuck is over. Fourth rule, only two guys to a fuck. Fifth rule, one fuck at a time, fellas. Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes. Seventh rule, fucks will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at ding dong, you have to fuck.