beemk: hey
Shoehorn: whats up negro
beemk: not much, want to go to a movie?
Shoehorn: which one?
beemk: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Shoehorn: thats a fucking girl movie man
beemk: no way, its a romantic comedy, it looks super duper, check it out -
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/thes...lingpants.html
Shoehorn: are you gay?
beemk: no, but you gotta admit Taylor Lauther looks cute -
http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hv&id...4618 &intl=us
Shoehorn: dude, what the fuck? you've gone from trannies to guys now?
beemk: do you want to go or not?
Shoehorn: fuck no, and I am not going to Ohio with you tomorrow either, unless you turn ungay
beemk: fine, but you're missing out on a good time, toodooloo.