Is it any surprise we beat these girls, now bring on the Brazilians.
A man on his way home from work comes to a stop in a traffic jam. He notices a policeman walking around in amongst the cars and asks him what the hold up is for.
'Its a French fan' says the policeman ' He's depressed about losing to the Danes, going out of the world cup, scoring no goals, finishing behind England and winning f**k all after gobbing off for four years. He's threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself alight. He says his family hate him, his mates are laughing at him and he's broke after his trip to Japan.
I'm going round making a collection for him'. 'Really?' says the man. 'How much have you raised so far?'
'About half a gallon, but a lot of people are still siphoning'