1 - The hand holding is the welfare check and the money the trolls parents send every month to stay away and dont call
2 - His eyes are closed, since the world inside his head is the real thing to the troll
3 - The little bit of chease the troll is eating, is what the troll made from the popupbanners on his "free celeb porn" sites hosted on pornparks.com
This is your life dear troll .. that is your destiny .. hard goal for you to reach.
aint troll-life a bich?