Originally Posted by Hey You . . . I Know You!

Wouldn't that be funny?

Someone reveals to you the precise time and method of your death, so you are certain that you will survive jumping off a building (because you are not supposed to die for many years).

Then, just before you hit the ground . . . you realize that you forgot to ask for some "credentials" from the person who told you the precise time and method of your death.

For a split second you "pray" that the person was actually qualified, but it turns out that it was just a "crazy" street person who doesn't know anything about anything, so you hit the ground and die.

Very sad . . . and kind of funny.