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WarChild · 06-03-2005, 06:21 PM

So I ran out of the house today to the Coffee shop, and I must not have pulled the front door closed all the way. While I was gone all three Rottweilers got out and roamed the neighborhood. One Neighbor, in fear of his life, jumped over his fence to get away from the "growling" pack.

In reality, my dogs aren't vicious in the least, but 340 pounds of Rottweilers roaming the streets is apparently too much for the parents of young children.

Poor guy comes over and says "Well we basically found out we can't do anything about your dogs unless they bite someone. My wife is just livid though, I mean she's ready to tear a piece out of you." I just laughed and said "Look I do my best to keep the dogs inside, I'm sorry they got out, it was a mistake, and even so nothing happened. Nobody got mauled, nobody got bitten, nobody got chased. You all just got a little scare, that's it. I'm not getting rid of the dogs and you're right there's nothing you can do about that. I'm sorry your wife is upset."

06-03-2005, 06:21 PM
WarChild Let slip the dogs of war. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bermuda Posts: 17,263	So I live in a cul-de-sac full of families and my dogs got out So I ran out of the house today to the Coffee shop, and I must not have pulled the front door closed all the way. While I was gone all three Rottweilers got out and roamed the neighborhood. One Neighbor, in fear of his life, jumped over his fence to get away from the "growling" pack. In reality, my dogs aren't vicious in the least, but 340 pounds of Rottweilers roaming the streets is apparently too much for the parents of young children. Poor guy comes over and says "Well we basically found out we can't do anything about your dogs unless they bite someone. My wife is just livid though, I mean she's ready to tear a piece out of you." I just laughed and said "Look I do my best to keep the dogs inside, I'm sorry they got out, it was a mistake, and even so nothing happened. Nobody got mauled, nobody got bitten, nobody got chased. You all just got a little scare, that's it. I'm not getting rid of the dogs and you're right there's nothing you can do about that. I'm sorry your wife is upset." __________________ .