Originally Posted by psili

Yea, any from Ralph Wiggum:

"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
"Eww, Daddy, this tastes like Gramma!"
"I bent my wookie."
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there"
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"
"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life"
"I found a moonrock in my nose!"
"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"
"My cat's name is Mittens"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
"Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies... "
"When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar."
"I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning. "
"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
"Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
"Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!"
"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University."
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there."
"Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office."
"Even my boogers are spicy!"
"Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad."
"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."