Originally Posted by FightThisPatent

"The Dirty Database Schema"

In the course of database design, the developer could look at some sexy table, and tell it to spread its columns out, sometimes even needing to denormalize the table in order to handle loads of data input, and the epic climax of mapping the foreign keys and primary keys leads to a well formed, well curved database schema.


short story dedicated to Peaches.


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