RATBOY

This weekend me and the lady were babysitting our 2 1/2 year old niece all weekend. I don't have a safe or lockbox, so the lady mandates we leave the pistol with a friend in his safe while the kid is around. about 1:15 in the morning my girl jumps up and starts whacking me on the arm/chest to "wake up! Someone is trying to get in the front door!!!"

Okay, I hear this pounding sound and the doornob keeps turning. Our niece is sleeping (like a baby does) on the couch. I slam my side of the door with my fist to startle the asshole and yell "What do you want?!?" I look throught the peephole and I see the palm of his/her hand covering the hole.

This is the part where I am freaked out.

Meanwhile my girl has her head on straighter than I do, she shuts and locks the windows and scoops the little one up and takes her to the bedroom. The doornob keeps turning as this person keeps trying to open the door, which thankfully is deadbolted. I yell at this person at the top of my lungs "What do you WANT!?!"

Finally, the guy runs away.

We call the cops and the deputy shows up about twenty minutes later. (Where I live this is lightning fast response.) He can't do anything, I couldn't see the asshole and whoever it was was long gone.

I am now getting a lockbox and that pistol is staying in the bedroom with us. I am glad the guy didn't get in or I would be standing there with my dick in my hand.