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GatorB · 06-01-2005, 01:47 AM

No shit. I like going to Yahoo personals and seeing fat chick WITH PICS, state how they are "voluptous" or "a few extra pounds". Ok I can SEE that you are a fat pig. Don't make it worse by LYING. That is why I would NEVER repond to an ad without a pic. Too many fricken liars WITH pics.

which while we are on the topic. Some tips for you ladies. When you post a pic;

A) SMILE. Just because life sucks and you are lonely and hate men but still want one don't show it.

B) No pics which are basically pics of your and your ex with your ex cut out. we can tell.

C) You really shouldn't have pics with your friends in them ESPECIALLY if they are hotter than you. Also no pics with you and male "friends"

D) No pics with kids. Yes you love your kids, they come first and so on and so on. When men see pics with kids we think "Oh I'm the replacement dad". Hey we may actually want the job one day but let's get thru a few date first at least ok?

E) No web cam pics. Ok is that ALL you do is sit in front of your computer that you are to lazy to go to wal-mart and get a $5 disposable camera which take a pic about 10X better than any webcam? No to mention web cam pics usually have crappy lighting. trust me very few peole look BETTER in a webcam pic.

Some other tips

No "Looking for Mr Right" or "Looking for Prince Charming". Most guys looking probally have the same low self esteem as you. Don't ad more pressure.

No "Tired of Losers" or other man hating titles. A) profiles should POSITIVE B) Gives us the feeling you hate men C) Tell us you suck at picking men so what are we supposed to think if you pick us?

Do not put "If you are just looking for a one-night stand don't bother" in your add. As I said before POSITIVE ads. Also I don't care but ALL men want ass on the first date. Doesn't mean you have to give it out and it doesn't mean we won't date you again if you don't. Those statement just make you look prudish and that maybe you ar a lousy lays.

Also if you are going to put that statement in DO NOT post a "sexy" pic with you profile. I've actualy seen an ad where the girl was laying on a bed in a nighty in a sexy pose then proceeded to make clear in her profile she wasn't looking for a one night stand. Could have fooled me.

No only searching for men with VASTLY better bodies than you. Don't expect Mr Universe if your 20 lbs overweight. Don't expect Tom Cruise if you look like Roseanne.

No searching for men that make vastly more money than you. Seen one add where the chick check wher she made less than $25K but he MINIMUM for a man had to make over $75K. I mean WTF.

06-01-2005, 01:47 AM
GatorB The Demon & 12clicks Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: SallyRand is a FAGGOT Posts: 18,208	No shit. I like going to Yahoo personals and seeing fat chick WITH PICS, state how they are "voluptous" or "a few extra pounds". Ok I can SEE that you are a fat pig. Don't make it worse by LYING. That is why I would NEVER repond to an ad without a pic. Too many fricken liars WITH pics. which while we are on the topic. Some tips for you ladies. When you post a pic; A) SMILE. Just because life sucks and you are lonely and hate men but still want one don't show it. B) No pics which are basically pics of your and your ex with your ex cut out. we can tell. C) You really shouldn't have pics with your friends in them ESPECIALLY if they are hotter than you. Also no pics with you and male "friends" D) No pics with kids. Yes you love your kids, they come first and so on and so on. When men see pics with kids we think "Oh I'm the replacement dad". Hey we may actually want the job one day but let's get thru a few date first at least ok? E) No web cam pics. Ok is that ALL you do is sit in front of your computer that you are to lazy to go to wal-mart and get a $5 disposable camera which take a pic about 10X better than any webcam? No to mention web cam pics usually have crappy lighting. trust me very few peole look BETTER in a webcam pic. Some other tips No "Looking for Mr Right" or "Looking for Prince Charming". Most guys looking probally have the same low self esteem as you. Don't ad more pressure. No "Tired of Losers" or other man hating titles. A) profiles should POSITIVE B) Gives us the feeling you hate men C) Tell us you suck at picking men so what are we supposed to think if you pick us? Do not put "If you are just looking for a one-night stand don't bother" in your add. As I said before POSITIVE ads. Also I don't care but ALL men want ass on the first date. Doesn't mean you have to give it out and it doesn't mean we won't date you again if you don't. Those statement just make you look prudish and that maybe you ar a lousy lays. Also if you are going to put that statement in DO NOT post a "sexy" pic with you profile. I've actualy seen an ad where the girl was laying on a bed in a nighty in a sexy pose then proceeded to make clear in her profile she wasn't looking for a one night stand. Could have fooled me. No only searching for men with VASTLY better bodies than you. Don't expect Mr Universe if your 20 lbs overweight. Don't expect Tom Cruise if you look like Roseanne. No searching for men that make vastly more money than you. Seen one add where the chick check wher she made less than $25K but he MINIMUM for a man had to make over $75K. I mean WTF.