Originally Posted by KRosh

DICTIONARY FOR WORDS IN WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish............................................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone

Athletic....................................No breasts

Average looking..................................Ugly

Beautiful.......................Pathological liar

Contagious Smile.................Does a lot of pills

Emotionally Secure.....................On medication

Feminist........................................Fa t

Free spirit...................................Junkie

Friendship first..........................Former slut

Fun.........................................Annoyi ng

New-Age...............Body hair in the wrong places

Old-fashioned................................No BJs

Open-minded................................Desperate

Outgoing........ ............Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate............................Sloppy drunk

Professional..................................Bitc h

Voluptuous..................................Very Fat

Large frame...............................Hugely Fat

Wants Soul mate..............................Stalker