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Old 05-31-2005, 03:02 AM  
rickholio
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Originally Posted by hilly
No, you are not a Yank. Yanks don't speak to people like that. You are some mongol. And dont refer to my father as "your old man". He is not "Your old man"
He is my father.
Did you ever have a Father?
As for sufficient calibre to woo a french whore from a Nazi Kraut, I'm sure he had more than your fucking grand dad
Anyone can have a 'father'. Luke fucking Skywalker had a 'father'.


"Luke, you didn't do the dishes again. I'm very cross."

I had a 'Dad'. A subtle distinction that I won't elaborate on. Those who have one know the difference.

... but hey, okay buddy... your 'faaaaaaaaaaaaaaather' got spat on by french puta, my grandad spent most of his nights in Paris. And Angeline. And Lucile. And Maribelle. And Madolene... etc.

Which leads to one of two conclusions:

- That every newsreel, personal anecdote, and overture of appreciation made by france and french people since ww2 were all lies. It was all a big conspiracy, and only your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather was wise to the biggest scam of all time in the moment of its conception, or...

- All the above was, in fact, legit, and your faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaather was the one who, for some unfathomable reason, was unable to get a french woman naked even though he was part of the liberation army, which was essentially a free ticket to unlimited pussy at pretty much any village, hamlet or town along the Seine.

Hmmmmmm... which one could it be?
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