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Old 05-30-2005, 11:46 AM  
GiantGnome
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Originally Posted by JFK
I am going to hold a Secret ceremony with my "Dirt Devil" in a few minutes! It will involve a lot of down and dirty depraved sucking
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3. Don't masturbate with a vacuum cleaner. Many guys, in an attempt to simulate the suction action of oral sex, play around with a vacuum cleaner hose. For the same reasons as #2, this is a bad idea. Anything that creates more suction than a human mouth can injure you.
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