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US: Hello?
Canada: Hey! What's up?
US: Nothing, just in the middle of negotiations with China regarding textile shipments to the NAFTA and EU trade zones. Particularly as it relates to potential labor migrations.
Canada: WOW! Sounds, pretty important!
US: It is. What's going on with you?
Canada: Nothing. Remember that thing I was talking about with Greenland? Where You and I and them put that money towards cancer among people born of Irish descent?
US: Uh... that thing with greenland... um OH YEAH, I remember that, of course.
Canada: Yeah, well I was thinking we could do something about that.
US: You mean like now?
Canada: No, not now, but sometime.
US: Look, Canada, I'm pretty busy... did you need something?
Canada: No, not really I just wanted to talk.
US: I'll call you this weekend.
Canada: OK, bye.
US: <click>
Canada:
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Later that weekend
Yeah! You like that don't you mama cita!!!
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