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Old 05-27-2005, 06:33 PM  
sniperwolf
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that's some funny shit...might as well share this one...

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Two Gay Guys

Two gays by the names of Rupert and Ralph were having long hard sex in a small cottage in south Kent, England. When they had both finished Rupert turns to Ralph and says,

"I'm just going to go and make us a cup of tea, and then when I come back, I'll wank you off, okay?"

"Okay," says Ralph. "Don't you do it, or I'll be very angry and upset," says Rupert.

10 minutes later Rupert opens the bedroom door only to find cum all over the bed, up the walls , on the carpet,.. every where.

"I thought I told you not to wank yourself off!" says Rupert.

"I never did " says Ralph.

"Well what in gods name to do you call all this?" says Rupert

"I farted, " replies Ralph.
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