Hey what's with sheep jokes and no mention of Kiwis???
New Zealanders are the sheep fuckers!!!
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How do Kiwis find sheep in high grass?
Delightful
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What do you call a Kiwi with two sheep under his arm?
Pimp
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What do you call a Kiwi with a sheep under one arm and a pig under the other?
Bi-sexual
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Kiwis have just invented the perfect wife.
They taught a sheep to cook!
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Why do Kiwis put gum-boots on their sheep?
So they can?t run away!
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Why do Kiwis fuck sheep?
Because they?re not baaaaaad!
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