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Mike A · 05-26-2005, 11:31 AM

After yesterdays experience, I ordered a new hooker today.
She came to my house 5 minutes late, so I told her immediately "get on your knees you little bitch, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like there's no tommorow".

And that little cunt tells me she doesnt do blowjobs without a condom.

So I tell her "listen you little slut, do I look like a metrosexual? Get the fuck out of my apartment or I will cut your throat and I am sure noone will miss your dirty pussy". She had fear in her eyes and I kicked her in the ass and masturbated to TheHun after that.

And for the 30 bucks I bought a sixpack of beer.

05-26-2005, 11:31 AM
Mike A Registered User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 82	FACT: When you order a HOOKER you should assume she does BLOWJOBS without a condom.. After yesterdays experience, I ordered a new hooker today. She came to my house 5 minutes late, so I told her immediately "get on your knees you little bitch, put my cock in your mouth and suck it like there's no tommorow". And that little cunt tells me she doesnt do blowjobs without a condom. So I tell her "listen you little slut, do I look like a metrosexual? Get the fuck out of my apartment or I will cut your throat and I am sure noone will miss your dirty pussy". She had fear in her eyes and I kicked her in the ass and masturbated to TheHun after that. And for the 30 bucks I bought a sixpack of beer. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.