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Originally posted by RocHard
Flip the damn van and then set it on fire. Chances are they don't have insurance. Then the police WILL come and WILL fill out a report and the WILL discover it's the van they've been looking for.
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Puts me in mind of this story:
A guy I knew was on a trip in his pickup with camper. The pickup breaks down on the freeway. He didn't have a cell phone or a CB to call for a tow, so he gets out of his truck and decides to wave a CHP down when one comes by. After some time he sees a CHP coming and he begins to wave. The CHP just kept going. After another period of time he sees another CHP coming and waves again. The CHP just kept going. He gets an idea.
He goes into the camper and takes some empty beer cans out, scatters them around outside, gets a six pack out of the refrige, sits it down along side his camp chair, and pretends to be drinking beer.
After a period of time a CHP passes by on the opposite side of the freeway, flips a U, crosses the divider and comes roaring up.
He had a bit of a time explaining to the officer but finally got his strategy across to the officer, the officer laughed and called in for a tow truck.