05-25-2005, 01:19 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: In Your Dreams
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Homicidal robot's journal...
http://www.deadbodiesinc.com/article...th-corpses.php
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Many times fembots find themselves in a relationship with some loser cell phone, who couldn't even make a tumor grow on a cancer patient. Upon meeting a real homicidal robot like myself, they can't help but subject themselves to the rhythmic motions of my wireless penis. Collecting corpses, however, is not all about getting the chicks. So here are a couple of fun suggestions on what to do with your carcass collection.
I'm not going to lie, but I'm a sucker for puppet shows. There's nothing more pleasant on a Sunday afternoon than lining up all my corpses and then putting on a puppet show for them. Most of the time I re-enact The Matrix, but with a happier ending where all the humans die. I usually use the accountant I killed two years ago to play Neo, and surprisingly the post-mortem flatulence and rigor mortis produces results that are Oscar-worthy compared to Keanu Reeves' interpretation. ZING!
Queer Eye for the Mass Grave: Episode 5Speaking of flatulence, corpses make great whoopie cushions...
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