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some old romanian gypsy told me this joke.....
Somewhere down in the Carribean there is a girl with no arms and no legs...She is homeless, no job and has no boyfriend.
She lives on the beach, so every night before she goes to sleep she cries to herself because nobody wants her. So one night,
some guy is walking on the beach and asks the girl, "Why are you crying?" , She responds with, "Nobody will hug me"..the guy
then hugs her and goes on his way. The following night, the guy is walking on the beach again and he notices the girl crying again,
so he then asks her again, "Why are you crying". She replies with , "Nobody will kiss me"...so the guy gives her a kiss on the cheek
and goes on his way. The next night, the guy is walking on the beach again and he notices the girl crying once more, so then he proceeds
to ask her, "Why are you crying AGAIN ?", She says, " NO ONE WILL FUCK ME", So the guy PICKS her up and throws her in the water and
says , "NOW YOU'RE FUCKED"
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