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Originally Posted by CDSmith
And look at this:
Sec: 94 subsec: A1-07C:
All adult webmasters, inclusively including affiliates, promoters, pay site owners, program owners, admins, and anyone otherwise employed or supported by pornography (as defined in Sec: 2.3 Subsec: B14-00J) will no longer be permitted to wipe their asses in a back-to-front manner. Additionally, proper documentation must be readily available to 2257 inspection teams on request showing proof that the webmaster has in fact been wiping his or her ass in a front-to-back-only method. Webmasters, (as defined in Sec. 2.4 Subsec: A03-X0X) found to be in violation will be forced to wipe their asses with the toiletry material shown below, as punishment (pursuant to the new US penal (anal) code A7S-S-FU.741)
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We come in here discussing as a serious matter and some poeple just want to mock it. Its not a fucking joke. This is our industry hanging on a thin line here. What will we do if the feds really start enforcing this Hot Pocket thing? I cant afford to be complient. Just got off the phone with Lowes they got the complient paper towels but you have to pay and $800 Lowes registration fee per roll.