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Originally Posted by abyss_al
here's an email my buddy got from a co-worker of his:
Hi Ed,
I have a question regarding my new computer at home.
Can I tape a movie from cable tv then fax it to my vcr from my CD-ROM
then email to my brother's cell phone so he can make a copy on his
neighbor's camcorder?
HELP!!!!!
-- Lisa
what the fuck do you say to this moron??  |
Yes you can here is the secret hollywood does not want you to know in 10 easy steps.
Step 1. Copy the movie to VHS.
Step 2. Using a phillips screw driver, carefully dissassemble the VHS cassette.
Step 3. Remove the black spool of magnetic tape. But Keep track of which end is the start and end of the movie, otherwise you will risk having to resend it since the movie would be playing backwards.
Step 4. Turn on your Fax Machine and start feeding the start end of the magnetic tape into the paper feed slot. The fax should be dialing your PC's modem.
Step 5. On your pc save the incoming fax as movie.fool
Step 6. Open your email client and send the email to the reciever, remember to attach movie.fool
Step 7. Text message the word fool to the recievers cell phone.
Step 8. The reciever print out movie.fool with his printer set at 600 D.P.I.
Step 9. After printing movie.fool carefully tape each end of the paper together and cut out the black media copy. Proceed to use transparent tape and wrap the long black strip.
Step 10. Wind the black strip arround an empty camcorder spool and assemble the cassette back together.
You are now set.