10. Step away from the buffet.
9. End world hunger...send half of your daily food consumption to feed all of the starving children in the world.
8. Look in the mirror, you're one ugly mofo.
7. Stop grossing out models.
6. Quit trying to be hip when all you are is a hippo/hypocrite.
5. Don't breed.
4. Trying thinking before you speak/post.
3. Never show your face again in public (or private).
2. Quit being such a pompous ass on GFY.
1. If you're going to shoot yourself, use a gun instead of a camera, and put all of us out of our misery.
Now get out of here you knucklehead (Curly's evil spawn):
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