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TheFLY · 06-12-2002, 03:27 AM

Ok I took the advice of some people on this board -- I tried a Montecristo and an Arturo Fuente... I liked the flavor of the Montecristo a lot better -- it had about 3 levels to it -- it started out kindof round and smooth and a little sweet -- I can't really describe it better than that (a very original flavor that I enjoyed) -- then it got progressively more spicy and bitter to the point at the end where I started to feel like I needed some tequilla to go w/ the cigar ;p -- the damn Montecriso really taught me to enjoy a cigar -- because it's not very tight and you can really heat that fucker up fast -- and that's the secret I think to enjoy a cigar -- you got to pump some good air through that bitch -- get it nice and hot and get that fucker burning hot! Then you get a real nice batch of flavor and you can blow a lot of it through your nasal passage and get a real nice sensation/taste that's unlike anything you've ever experienced -- besides giving your whole face a nice tingle -- you get a nice relaxing buzz and the laste just lingers there in your mouth... only problem w/ the Montecristo is it seems like it's not dense enough and you have to take an easy on it or you will burn it too hot... or maybe that was just the particular cigar that I smoked...

The A. Fuente seemed to have less flavor -- but it seemed packed a lot tighter -- and it felt nice and heavy -- this cigar is a little more subtle and you can really go to work puffing the shit out of it and it won't fail you and burn too hot -- I really liked this cigar because I feel like I'm getting a better value -- it feels like a cigar w/ more substance -- I just wish it had a little more interesting flavor (odor?) but I am still enjoying this cigar and the buzz was a little nicer I think than the Montecristo...

After you take a few good puffs and get the shit burning -- I like to exhale as far as I can to make sure all the smoke is out -- tense your stomach muscles while you're at it -- this pressure you can create in your chest during the exhale phase I think adds to the buzz and the overall enjoyment of the cigar...

So why do you enjoy cigars? I could be full of shit -- I never took lessons in smoking these fucking things but I sure do enjoy it a lot more than cigarettes which seem to taste like shit to me now...

06-12-2002, 03:27 AM
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Cigar smoking technique... Ok I took the advice of some people on this board -- I tried a Montecristo and an Arturo Fuente... I liked the flavor of the Montecristo a lot better -- it had about 3 levels to it -- it started out kindof round and smooth and a little sweet -- I can't really describe it better than that (a very original flavor that I enjoyed) -- then it got progressively more spicy and bitter to the point at the end where I started to feel like I needed some tequilla to go w/ the cigar ;p -- the damn Montecriso really taught me to enjoy a cigar -- because it's not very tight and you can really heat that fucker up fast -- and that's the secret I think to enjoy a cigar -- you got to pump some good air through that bitch -- get it nice and hot and get that fucker burning hot! Then you get a real nice batch of flavor and you can blow a lot of it through your nasal passage and get a real nice sensation/taste that's unlike anything you've ever experienced -- besides giving your whole face a nice tingle -- you get a nice relaxing buzz and the laste just lingers there in your mouth... only problem w/ the Montecristo is it seems like it's not dense enough and you have to take an easy on it or you will burn it too hot... or maybe that was just the particular cigar that I smoked... The A. Fuente seemed to have less flavor -- but it seemed packed a lot tighter -- and it felt nice and heavy -- this cigar is a little more subtle and you can really go to work puffing the shit out of it and it won't fail you and burn too hot -- I really liked this cigar because I feel like I'm getting a better value -- it feels like a cigar w/ more substance -- I just wish it had a little more interesting flavor (odor?) but I am still enjoying this cigar and the buzz was a little nicer I think than the Montecristo... After you take a few good puffs and get the shit burning -- I like to exhale as far as I can to make sure all the smoke is out -- tense your stomach muscles while you're at it -- this pressure you can create in your chest during the exhale phase I think adds to the buzz and the overall enjoyment of the cigar... So why do you enjoy cigars? I could be full of shit -- I never took lessons in smoking these fucking things but I sure do enjoy it a lot more than cigarettes which seem to taste like shit to me now...