Originally Posted by RRRED

This ole man across the street from my new house.. I've only been there a couple weeks now and already he's all over my shit.

First day my sons learning how to use the riding lawn mower in the front lawn and the guy comes over, introduces himself, and asks my son to please mow the very shallow grassy ditch west to east not east to west because one time 25 years ago a random rock flew out and happened to hit his garage window....

Stupid? Yes... but OK fine, just to humor him and let him feel like he has a bit of control over his turf I seem to be invading by moving into the neighborhood... My son has been doing this.

Creepy situation #2... last week when the garbage guys came, he came waddling his 85 yr old ass across the street, and tells the guys to place my neighbors garbage can about 15 feet over to the right so that he can "SEE"...

My thought, "WTF do you need to see other than my front window?" Weird but that's how old people get when they have nothing to do... so I brush it off and don't give it another thought.

NOW AS OF THIS MORNING, I'm starting you get pissed off. I'm almost running late getting my daughter out the door and to school, and I notice as I pull out that the recycle guy already came and emptied my can. I still have two garbage cans and a Waste management receptacle with grass etc...

I come back like an hour later after doing some errands and the other owner of my house calls me up. He says the old fucker across the street called him very distraught because he said there was garbage all over and he knows that I'm there and he wants me to go clean it up.

So I'm like WTF I'm trying to work... I go out there in the rain and wind to find one of my garbage cans tipped over... empty. No garbage all over or any of that shit. God that made me mad. It's bad enough to be all up in my business but now we gotta call up the other owner because he's an older man to tell on me like I'm a irresponsible little kid? I don't think so...

Anyway had to vent a little... What the fuck would happen if I worked at like a bank or restaurant all day and wasn't home till 5... would he have a fucking heart attack? WTF... GRRR