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Originally Posted by RRRED
I thought maybe sit out on the front porch with my electric guitar (not plugged in of course) just to see if he'll call the cops or get all worried about it.
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Put on your tightest GFY Spaghetti Top and Thong, hop in the shower and get good and soaking wet, and then casually stroll out to sit on the front porch with the electric guitar!!!
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AND WE WANT PICTURES DAMMIT!!!