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Originally Posted by thumbsdepot
Have you ever watch the eposode of the Simpsons where Bart breaks his leg. He is in his room and he looks through his telescope and sees flanders out in the yard thinking that flanders just murdered his wife, well do something like that.
You and your husband/boyfriend can pretend that you are having a fight, he screams, you run out of the house with ketup on your hands (your neighboro thinks its blood) then you act all nervous in your yard. Then you run back into the house grab an old rug and some of his clothes, throw it in the back of your car and drive off. You can use your imagination from here on...
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Now THAT is hilarious.. I don't have a husband or boyfriend but I gotta do something that I know he'll be watching just so I can make him think I'm weird.
I thought maybe sit out on the front porch with my electric guitar (not plugged in of course) just to see if he'll call the cops or get all worried about it.
BlackGarbageMan, you are probably dead on when you said earlier to thank god I'm not a black man. Unfortunately, there's probably about 5 black people in my whole town. I really don't know why that is, but I know when "I" see a black person I pretty much know they're probably a tourist. LOL... He'd shit a golden brick if he saw your ass with that big ole gun
BTW, why is your face blurred out? Or is that you?