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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
Tuesday, May 7th 2041
At the tender age of 67 years old.
On that date, you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (28%)
Homicide (16%)
Alcoholism (9%)
"Cleaning your Rifle" (8%)
Other fascinating statistics:
19,685,590 people have taken The Death Test.
Of those, 58% were female and 42% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 64 years.
70% of test takers have hairy nipples.
9% have had team sex.
4% work in the adult entertainment industry.
And 14291 people claim to have leprosy.
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