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Originally Posted by STD
You know what... I like those...
I think I have heard them before but they were just what I needed before calling it a night! Keep it up and see what other classics you can dig up... hey if you can find it see if you can post the one about the ways to make hockey more exciting... I don't rember all of it but there was one on there that made me laugh so hard...
"only guys named stanley get to wear a cup".
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Here it is, by special request!
Top Ten Ways to Make Hockey More Exciting
10. During playoffs, players dress up as their favorite Ice Capades character
9. Canadians must play in bare feet
8. All penalty minutes must be served sitting next to that guy who played "Doc" on "The Love Boat."
7. Just barely visible under ice: frozen body of Walt Disney
6. Replace Zamboni with Ford Bronco
5. Your New Jersey Devils starting goalie--Miss Katharine Hepburn
4. New snack bar item: player's missing teeth dipped in fudge
3. Every team roster must include one lesser known cast member from "The Love Boat"
2. Only guys named Stanley get to wear a cup
1. Let Michael Jordan take a crack at it