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Dagwolf · 05-18-2005, 12:19 AM

10. Hey, that Donahue guy stole my wig!

9. You need some I.D.? How 'bout this dollar?

8. I'm on the single and that fat kite-flying weasel Ben Franklin is on the hundred?

7. Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett?

6. No, I'm not Barbara Bush.

5. I'm the first president of the U.S.; what do you mean I can't get Streisand tickets?

4. Did you see 'Seinfeld' last night? That Kramer is a riot!

3. Ben Franklin? Gay.

2. Would you please get your hands off Martha, Mr. Barker?

1. My god -- Sam Dondaldson is annoying!

05-18-2005, 12:19 AM
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	Top Ten Things George Washington Would Say If He Were Alive Today 10. Hey, that Donahue guy stole my wig! 9. You need some I.D.? How 'bout this dollar? 8. I'm on the single and that fat kite-flying weasel Ben Franklin is on the hundred? 7. Julia Roberts married Lyle Lovett? 6. No, I'm not Barbara Bush. 5. I'm the first president of the U.S.; what do you mean I can't get Streisand tickets? 4. Did you see 'Seinfeld' last night? That Kramer is a riot! 3. Ben Franklin? Gay. 2. Would you please get your hands off Martha, Mr. Barker? 1. My god -- Sam Dondaldson is annoying! __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.