Originally Posted by Mike Okitch

"I was masturbating with a candle like I usually do, but I couldn't find my usual one, so I decided to use a teal-colored one. After cumming multiple times I pulled the candle out and realized it was faded white.... I went to the bathroom to clean myself up and my cum was teal. I'll never use that candlestick again; now I only use white ones!"

Like I usually do? WTF? I'm pretty straight forward when it comes to wanking. Can someone fill me in on how that one works?