I went to a strip club for the third time in my life last week and some dumb stripper sat on my lap and starting BSing with me. I was not looking for a lap dance but somehow she did it anyway and afterwards was like $25 please. I was not happy but paid because I guess I shouldn't even had let her start her lap dance.. I'll know better for next time. Just for the record I was there for the 4am breakfast buffet
