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GILLIGAN'S FANTASY ISLAND
Why choose between MaryAnn and Ginger when they are both hardcore sluts on "Gilligan's Fantasy Island"? I'm sure The Professor could make some nice dildos out of bananas, then MaryAnn could show everyone what the real secret ingredient in her famous coconut cream pie is!
Mr Howell gets all the pussy because he has the nice yachting hat and the matching blazer (and cuz he smells like money, and Ginger and MaryAnn are white trash whores, all about the Franklins)
Mr and Mrs Howell tip the girls to get freaky in the lagoon, (hell they got a hole trunk full of bills but no strip club on the island so why not!)
Gilligan and Skipper go to the other side of the island to hunt wild boar, but after 3 lonely days and nights, realize that wild boar is lookin mighty pretty! Squeal for the Skipper! REEEE!!!!!!!!
Steve Lightspeed
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Abra-cadabra!
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