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Old 05-14-2005, 05:38 PM  
Dopy
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Why do blacks put their garbage out in clear plastic bags?
So mexicans can window shop

Why don't mexicans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.

What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?
"Attention K-Mart shoppers?

What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook? "Steal a chicken"

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!


Why do blacks smell
So blind people can hate them too

How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.

What do you call a black person in a courtroom
The accused

Why do they put cotton wool in pill bottles.
To remind black people of their past.
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