Originally Posted by LegendaryLars

Steffen, whose sign denies the existence of God, says he has plans to fill the role. He wants to use a super-conducting super-collider as a time machine to retrieve the souls of the dead and install them in a heaven on Earth. So far, his new approach isn't getting too much public feedback--except from Christians who want to convert him.

http://www.metroactive.com/papers/cr.../nuz-0028.html