I"M NOT FAT, I"M BIG BONED
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Put down the Krispy Kreme. Quit blaming it on genetics. Don't keep wearing bustiere (or however the fuck it's spelled) tops to show off your tits because they're your only good asset. Do the Slim-Fast thing, or the Atkins thing, or even take some Ephedra-based diet pills and try some exercise. Otherwise, the only men you're ever going to meet is one night stands on Yahoo chat.