Bonzai? Contour? wtf are those brett, your little metro sexual "i get my t-shirts tailor fitted" type joints? WHERE ARE THE NACHOS BRETT!! I swear you are the anti-fat guy, but i'll try to make it to this one
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If Tim is going, tell him to wear that linen shirt. I just want him to get drunk and tell me "it's LINEN!" 50 times