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Perfect Monday morning humor! 
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? |
Actually , people do seem to forget they have a watch when you ask them .. And men grab their belts when they have to take a leak , or they shake an imaginary penis when asking other where they can take a piss.
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2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
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The damn buttons dont work on the t.v. or are even harder to find than the remote
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3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too," Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
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I always tell them if they dont shut up i will eat my cake and your cake..
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4. When people say "it's always the last place you look," Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
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haha i say that , i'm going to have to remember that next time someone says that . Good roast
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5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damned floor.
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I punch anyone who says anything, unless its my girlfriend asking to breathe.
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6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
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I always say " It doesn't appear so. "
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7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
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Lets sue them
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8. When people say "life is short," What the hey?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
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Death
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9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?
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Do people actually ask that ? They must be referring to another bus, or assume your not waiting for the bus.