Originally Posted by nofx

yes, you have me all figure out. at the age for 7 my Jewish father started touching me at night time and then my Spanish mother would come in and start sticking pennies in my asshole. when I misbehaved my father would beat me with an orange eletrical cord that was plugged in and stripped to the wires on the other end. my older brothers would take turns shitting on my chest and throwing me out of 3rd story windows.

yea, thats it.