When I was pretty young, I was helping my Dad bring in firewood (We had a nice, big, wood burning stove) and it was hard work. We had a big box that we filled up whenever it ran low.
Anyhow, after working and freezing my ass off, my Dad gave me two quarters. He looked at me and said 'That's the easiest 50 cents you're ever going to earn.'. I was thinking like,
Fuck. This is gonna suck!
