What kind of shit did your parents, teachers, whoever spew at you when you were growing up?
"Don't do that with your face, it will get stuck like that."
Huh? Look at me damn it! If you were concerned with my looks then why did you breed in the first place?
"Don't eat that, it will spoil your dinner."
BULLSHIT! I've got a healthy appetite...Just look at me.
"You have to get good grades because they will follow you the rest of your life."
As I look over my shoulder, I don't see anybody standing behind me holding my report cards from 5th grade.
"Santa brings coal to the bad kids."
WTF? I was a pain in the ass as a child. More so than I am today. I never got any coal and now, I feel left out.
"I'm grounding you for your own good.:
Gee, thank you. I didn't realise how being so pissed off at you would pay off so well in the end.
"There is no monster living in your closet."
Fuck you, he's still in there and now I'm alone and he's really pissed.
"This spanking is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you."
Then how come my ass was redder than your hand ever was?
Lies I tell you....All lies.