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Old 05-03-2005, 10:52 AM  
CynthiaB
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Originally Posted by painintheass
How to work within the PayPal acceptable use policy!

1. Whether the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct.


Ok... This means you can't say "He grabbed the Bitch's hair and made her gag on his cock until she puked."

But you can say, "He touched her hair and directed her head to a place of mutual pleasure. So strong was his desire that she found herself choking on his love until no longer being able to hold back the tide, she erupted from her throat into his lap"

2. Representations or descriptions of intercourse, masturbation, excretory functions, or lewd exhibition of the genitals.


Ok, this is the Softcore/Playboy version only folks!

3. Dominant theme of the material or website.



Ok... So if you have a site dedicated to rape and want to use paypal.
Change it to "Men who love too strongly."

4. Literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.


Don't try and make a Bitch Boy Site!
Instead show girls with strap ons doing George Bush Look-a-likes against a New England back drop and say something profound about weapons of mass destruction.

5. Safety and protection of its customers, both buyers and sellers.


Make the talent wear condoms. Or put up a disclaimer. "We are professionals don't try this at home."

6. Medical or educational usage of the product or service.


For medical and educational use you can make a person wear doctor's clothes and have him teach a class on how to properly insert and remove a penis from a woman's buttocks. Include speculms and you will have the fetish market as well.

Hope this helps!!
Oh my gosh, you should publish this - it's too funny! And on the day when California is working on "redefining obscenity" - just proves that it is truly in the eye of the beholder.

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