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Originally Posted by nofx
the one with the holes in it
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Good call. It has a greater chance of breaking when your pumping away, just don't tell her when it does and act surprised when you pull out and your load is dripping out of her...
Then make up some shit about she needs not worry because you NEVER bang girls with a rubber, this was a first, and you tested for HIV just last month. She'll buy it hook, like and sinker.
Then call me when your dick is dripping and I'll hook you up on a good deal for Zithromax and Cipro.
